Jantra
social media officer
May I apply for this posistion?
A part from the facts my speech and languague is prefect I feel i will bring a new "diversity" to all aspects of your business.
I am calm under a crisis never wind people up but I can't bare some jumped up Welsh people in authority.
I will make your business go from strength to strength and give you 110%
I am not two sure what the term "social media officer" means? so I will try and work this out...
Social: job seekers allowance/down the pub?
Media: Radio/newpapers/internet?
Officer: Nazi/Richard Gere?
So I presume my role will involve wearing a Hugo Boss designed SS uniform outside the Job Centre Plus office in Cardiff, shouting at foreign scroungers, then nipping off to the boozer to troll the internet.
Count me in.